A few weeks ago, I was trying to find someone to keep an eye on our Bassett Hound, Itchy Itchiford (Remember??? From All Dogs Go to Heaven).  We were about to make an unexpected week long trip to South Carolina and the last thing I wanted to do was leave her in a kennel for that long.  I just don't have the heart, so I did what I always do -

Scour the Internet

At first I was just looking for the least awful dog boarding facility, and I had already accepted that I would be...